procrastinating is my thing baby

I sleep as soundly... as a... zzzzzz

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misshudderz:

 So I went watching Guardians of the Galaxy (srsly go watch it’s an amazing film) today and I learnt two things:

1.) Kevin Bacon is going to love all that free publicity

2.)The”it’s a metaphor”meme is probably going to come back

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Jesus:
It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
Christian Conservatives:
*hurriedly turn the page*

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Movie:
Theirs was a forbidden love
Me:
They are a white heterosexual couple who on earth is "forbidding" this
Movie:
Their in-laws maybe

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Orlando, who was dining with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Cipriani restaurant on Wednesday night, was very, very angry, when Justin, who didn’t have a reservation at the eatery, approached their table to try to talk to the actors.

DiCaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand, leading Bieber to provoke a fight which saw Bloom jump over a sofa to get at the 20-year-old Baby singer at the restaurant.

(x) this just keeps getting better

dicaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand

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god, bieber is such a prick

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